It is our tremendous good fortune that Iran – thanks to its heroic paramilitary forces at home and abroad – has set its eyes upon liberating Palestine and the holy city of Jerusalem. This blessed and long-awaited occasion has come about through a declaration made by a man who wouldn’t even be able to identify Jerusalem on a map, confusedly claiming it to be the capital of Israel.
In readiness for the recapture of Jerusalem – Al Quds – Iran has the ferocious and bloodthirsty Quds Force at its disposal; with their militia protégés positioned everywhere, waiting to pounce. Their leader Qassim Soleimani travels like a phantom among these forces dispersed across numerous Arab states. Through their presence in Lebanon and the Golan Heights these fighters directly overlook Israel and the pathway to Jerusalem.
Iran dedicated Quds Day as an occasion to display its mighty military capabilities, including rockets which it claims can travel more than 2,000km. Although we are told that the nuclear warheads have been delayed a year or two. In readiness for this war of liberation, each year Iran musters its allies around the world to stage their own demonstrations to mark Quds Day, while also inciting its pilgrims travelling to Mecca to bravely chant anti-American and Israeli slogans. With Iran being the mightiest force in the region, we all feel compelled to invest our hopes in its imminent glorious victory.
Thus, we all eagerly anticipate Iran embarking on the liberation of Al Quds – exporting its Revolution into the heart of Israel itself; proving to America and the West that Iran is ready and willing to translate its fire-breathing threats into facts on the ground. It was a tragedy that these paramilitary forces, which they told us were established to confront Israel, for so many years lacked a real enemy to fight – and so had to resort to slaughtering Syrian women and children in order to maintain their battle-readiness and elite fighting capabilities.
It’s obviously regrettable that the Arab world is too preoccupied with other issues and has to let Iran fight our battles for us. However, we are confident that Tehran has all of our best interests at heart.
We look forward to watching courageous Supreme Leader Ayatollah Khamenei and Hassan Nasrallah leading their amassed forces bare-chested into battle against Israeli tanks and machine-guns. For many years we have heard of their legendary bravery and fearlessness in the face of Zionist provocations, so we know that this will be a truly inspiring sight.
Nasrallah in particular has told us many times from his underground hideouts that he doesn’t fear martyrdom. Indeed, in a straight fight between Nasrallah and Binyamin Netanyahu, our money would be on Nasrallah every time, as long as someone was on hand to hold his glasses!
An ideal solution would be if Israel and Iran’s military leaders were to fight it out and destroy each other – so that we Arabs could have the region back to ourselves. However, we in the Arab world ultimately have the upper hand – Trump and Netanyahu can say what they like; Nasrallah and Khamenei can rant and rave until they spit all their teeth out: Because we know that Al Quds, Damascus and Baghdad belong to us – and the Arab world isn’t going anywhere!